If one more boy cries “institutionalized misandry” in class…I will wreck them. These high school misogynists are trying to tell me “The Red Pill” subReddit is insightful literature. What part of “misandry is as real as reverse racism” do they not understand?  

Anything but outdoor lifeguarding again. 

Cons: Tan lines, heat stroke, chlorine, pool foulings, annoying patrons, workplace drama, tokenism, Somali moms throwing shade, and minimum wage  

Pros: Occasional cute person